(Source: detectiveangelstarr)
t̋ͬ͊͒ͥ̈͂h̎̌́̄e̎͆̕n ̾̓Ĭ͢ ͐̂w͐ͯ̚͢o͢u̵ͯ̑l͂͗̆ͤͨ̅̊d̄̋ ̧̉̊ͫ̐̈ͭ̂b̌e̾̉̓͛ ̈́ͩtͧͦͩͦͨh̵ͪ͑͑e̢ͨ̒ͩ̊̅̌ ̋̏̓͛̐͏m̈́͂̑̎̈́ͭ̂͡o̢̐̿͊̅ͭͦ̍s̍̏ͩͬ̌̌͝tͫ̿̏͆͝ ̅̐sͨ̏ͧuͤ̂͛ǵͨ̐͒͆͢o̷ï̢̉̃̊̉ b̄ͦ͝a̅͛͒͗̈́͢d̶g͗̉͌eͪ̈́̇͒̏ͭr ̧̈́͗ͭͨ̏̓／̷͐̒̓̚人̢ͮ ̧͑◕̅‿̓ͬͫ͆̐̓̃͘‿͞ ̨ͦ̃̔͒̀͆̊◕ͤͪ́ ̃̊ͤ͘人ͭͣ̄̊ͪ͒̚͡＼̛̊̏̔ͩͪ̐ͪ
…Protobadger…? Ah now that I remember…I have heard of an attraction with mascots of a similar name, made not long ago…I don’t remember them being as cute though…Hee…Hee.
t̞̯̤̦͚̼͑̍͠ḣ͕̹͙̭̦͌̍ͬͫͤ̆͗̐e̠͔̹̣̬̞̯̱̖ͤ̋̆͋ͦ̏̂ͨ͟ ̵̵ͯ͊ͧ̆҉͖̘̺̳͇̱͇O̡̺̥ͭ͒ͤ͑̈́͟T̨̜̭̞͕̩͌͊̀Ĥ̐̌͏̦͎̪̳̪͜E̯̖͓̊̋͞R̝̮̐̉S̺͓̳̝̝̼ͮ̆̅̅̀ͯ̀̚̕ ̸̘̥̺̫̼͐̀ḁ̸̵̰͇̫̩͋ͩṙ̷̲̤̟̋ͣͫ̉ͭ͝ͅÉ̛͊͆͏̘̦͇̼̘̗̠̠͜n̶̸̗̘͍̖̳̣̈́͛ͩ̃¡̹͕̗̜̜̞̪̒̈́ͧ͞ͅt̗ͮͩ̋̉̇̈́͛̓ͤ ̴͖̳̭̻͖̭̑̋̿ͪ̑̐̂̓ͧ4̵̢̺̯̗̋ͥͯs̸̺̖̲͈̋̚ ͣ̃͆̎̓ͦ̾̍ͤ҉̟̥͍F̯̠̝̖ͤ̆ͪ͛̈́͂̀̀U͛̐͗͛̈҉̭͕̤̼͎͔͕̖Ṋ̶̮̟͚̂͌̆ͫ̇̉̈́ͣ ̱̬͇̤̻͈̺ͭ͋ͣ̉ͦ̐
͓̳̤̓̓̓̽
̷̰̩ͦͪͭͅ
͙̲̆̚͢ṱͨͬ̈́ͪ̀̕h̢̟͙ͮ̂̋̽̒̚E̷̖̩̩̞̱̭̩̣ͥͨ̉ͦ̒̍͋̉ͬ͞Ỷͥͭ͌͐͗̍҉͚͔͖r̫͕̩͕̊ͭ͛̀̀ȩ̭̈̉̓̌͒̂ ͂̓̊̌ͣ̑̃̐͏͖͉̤̤̩̺͔̼Ṫ̵̢͔͈̮͈̬͋͠O̴̡͍ͭͤͨ̊ͩO̳͔̲̠̞̲͈̊͒͌ͮ ̷̡͕͊ͣs̷̺̟̰͍̬̎̂͟c̢̬̱̯͈̪̻̲̘̻ͪa̡̩̟͉̫ͩ̌̎r̠͕̮̝̹̪͇̰͒̓̉̉͋̾͌̆ͧ̀̕ͅ3͓̰̮̪̼̼̒̆̍̐̎̓̊ͯ̚d̸̛̲̭̯͍̀ͣͩ͊ͮ͊͝ ̧̛͚͎͚̖͔͕̦͉͑̓ͯ̐͒͒͛̅t̴͖̠͎̗̭̪̖̝͂͗͌̿̎ͤo̅̓͌̊ͦ͌ͯ̚͏̱̩̦ ͛̍̂̔̎ͭ̓ͨ҉̪̞̞̞̥̘Ḫ̸̢̺ͥ͛ͩ̋͑͡ͅA͓̔ͫ̃̐̒ͮ͘e̢̠͙͉ͥ̀͋͆ͮ͢ ̡͒ͨ̌̍ͥ̽̏҉͔̱͍̞͚̻̱̙̬f̶͖͓̳̞̬̝̌ͬ̕Ú̴̻̟͙̮͇̯̻̍ͪ̑ͩͧ̃̌̕ṵ̗̼͕̈ͥͭͫ̌ͩ͗n̷̷̬̺̳̺̗̘̰̜͆ͤ
…This company lends money, we do not have any games…
I guess I do have some time to spare…What is your name…?
tͩ͏̰͙̺h̴͈̼̠̾ͥ̐̇̍ͮͮ4̣̲͔͌͑ͣ̇̃ͪT̡͚̫̦̳̟̑́ͅ5̬̭̱̠̜͋̎͜ ̥̿ͤ.͕̹̪͚̘͝ ͓̲̭.̍̓͋̾ͣ̒ͤ͝ ̨͔͓̤̺͔̮̩̄ͥͦ.̩͉͆̀ ̭̠̹̫͆ḓ̘͂̕¡̵̣̼̟̈͐̈̊̌ͅs̴̼̖̲̝ḁ̭͈̪̙̲̆̀ͮP̧̜̩͙͔͙̼̑͋̎ͅő̷ͩͫï̱̩̄ͮn̛͇̩̳̈́t̠I̽ͩ́n̅̽̂̐ͬ̏͏̩̰g̾̌̈ͬ͑ͥ̕
̝̞̹̫
͖̻͇̲́i̪̟͇ͯͧ͌̀̐͑̚͝M͙͂̔ ͚͍͔̗̰ͥt̝̦͔ͮͬ͛ͭ́̚h̟̜ͩE̤̳̼̹͙͓͈ ͖͈̮̼͓͕̳͆͛f͚̥̱̲̥̗ͬͤͥͭI̥̫ͤR̫͇ͤ̾̾̔̇͞s̴̞̲̲̲ț̢̩ͭ̅
ͨ̋̂
͚͇̬̿͊̈́̈́͂̂̊P̨̼̥̒̏̄r̙͙ͣ̿ͧͧ͂̍̽O̧T̺͔͎̤̃̿̇O͖̻̔̔͂̎̓ ͔͔̄͆ͩ͌̈́̿̚b͙̞͎̞̹̉ͥ̚A̞̤ͣ̑͐̍̃̀̌D̥͉̝̦̬̂̔͌̈̑͑̅ͅG̨͕̤͕̞̻̼͔͆ͦ̂̋̈́̒ͩeͩ͆͒̇͐ͮ̔ͅR̡̬͋ͥ̓̄ͯ̽
ẗ̷̝̞͍̬̻̳̱̪͋̅ͨͥ̐̇́̕ḥ̭͍̣̈͘Ḯ̶̬͕͓͇̖̋͌͊͟S̶̫̜̮͊̉̍͐͛̊ͤ ̴̪͓̬̜̩̱̯̽ͅḷ̯̪͉͎̊̈̀̚͘͠Ơ͕̙̮͐̍͊̑̌́O̙̳̅͛̀͢k̴̻̗̹̘̘͎̩̭͉͊ͭͨ̎ͯ̐͂ͦ̕s̺͎͉̟̟̎ͭ͒̊ͨ̂ ̷̢̮͇̯͕͔̻̗̍̌̒͐̈́̌̉͡ļ̲̒͂͠¡̴̡͎̙̠̻̣̗̊́k͌̀̒ͮ҉͓̕3̼̋̋̓͛̃s̸ͬ̏ͭ̈́ͨ̅͐̚҉̵͎͓͚̫͙͚ ̶̫͒́͡ǎ̷̦̜̖͙̖͖͕͓̃̕ ̭̳͛͛ͬ̽ͅF̛̗͉̲͎́̍̅̈́ͪ͋Uͭͧ̊͊͋̍͏̵̯̞͚͕͓̮̹N̤̻͒͗̎̄͠ ̡̞̯̖̏ͣ͒̽͌̑͆p̷̹̗̣͊́̑̆̐ͨl̼͚̮̤̘͎̃ͩ̊̄ͥą̫̰̗̲̓̉̓̌ͥ͟͡ͅc̦̩͓̘̩̗͚ͮ̓̂̓ė͉̳̤͉̖̄͊̎͝ ̪̱̼̽ͦ͜t͔̪̱͖̪̞͉̃̄o̤̚ ̮̰̘̮̔̉̌̓́̀́̚͞P͌ͤ̈̆͆̌ͬ́͟҉͙̹̯̯̻L̈́̓̕͏̗̩͈͈͕̳ȁ̸̳̹̝̽ͬ̌͝y͚̱ͨ̓̓̐̔͛̽̽͟ ̱̱̽͐͋ͧͮͫ̿ͅ
(So it can talk…)
It is…only after closing hours, when we open our other business…
…Are you lost…?
ḭ͈̫͕ͧ ̞̖̬̝̹̂̄͗̃ẘ̭̺̞̫͙ͨͦ̿͋ͮA̗̠̰̘̼̳̻̔͗̈́̿͛͆n͈̜̋̾ͫͧͧ̽̎¡̡̂ͅ ̝̯͇͓͍͙̓̋̃̾͋͟ͅt͈̜͔ͣ͐̑͑Ǒ̧͆̂͑͆̉ ̡͑ͩf̠̠͚ͪ̍͌̄ͩ̚Ī͙̝̮̮̳̊ͩͥ͑͒̇N̾ͬͥ̄̆ͯͧD͖̰̤̙͙ͩ͞ͅ ̣̤̣̩̪̼̥͊̉ͦ̒̄̐͗͝a̴̫̳̫̭̣̾̽̽̓ͫ̇ͭ ̬͓̝̝̭͍F̵ͤṴ̡̲͖̣ͤn͉͎̉ ͚̬͇̯̈ͫ́̌̋g̈́̐ͦ̊̏͋Ǎ̶m̗͚̦̼͐ͧ̊ͧ͢e̸̗͈̲͍̫̜̮ͯ ̻̙̼̫͕͙̟ͥͥ̓̄̎͊͘ț̡̯͓̘̂̚¿̡͉̆͐̌ͨ ͙̭̙̤̗͂ͨ͐P̩̬̜̼̩̭̙̽ͩ͗̏̇̋L̝̭̫͔͞A̤̺͕͕̒̀Y̦͚͍͖͊ͪͫͬ̈
͍̺̘͕̬̰͇ͬ͑̕
̧̠̹͙̗͕ͥ̍̆̿d͒̐͠o̥̗̗̲̜ͯ͗̒̌͊ͅE̗͓S̹͍̪ͪ̃ ̄͂̉̄́y͍̜͑ͦ̿ͤͪọ͍͙̥͓͖̫͂͗̆U̲̩̮r̡̟̞̫̤̰͉̄̍̽ͯ͒̒̿ ̜̟͉̫̦̈ͭ͋͊oͮ͌ͩ҉̙̞̱̭͔̠̙Ţ̝̥͓̹ͦͦḢ̗̩̮̺ͤ͞E͔̻͓̞̝͎ͯ́̅̿́ͅr̐͐͐͑͋͗͘ ͓͙̣͉̘͐̀̌̽̈͟b̒́ͥͩu͙̔ͧ̄̿͜i̮̱̦̣̦̞̬̓̐͛ͬ̈͠S͖͍͈̀ͥͤͨn̸̬̳̝͔̽ͫ̓ͩͨe̷͇̝̞ͬ̿ͅs̼̋ͪͅş͙̫̥̘̮͎̓͒ͨͬ̄ ͇ͤ̽̓ͤ́h͎̥ͧA̴̩̘̫ͨ̎͋ͤV̰̪̪̝̱̫̗̅̓ͦ̈́͗ͫE̽̋̈̎̑ͨ́ ̩̼̩͖̺͂͠a̼̪͌ͫ̂n̐ͯ̂ͭ̽Y̩͖̙ͥ͜ ̸̤͙̰̩̫͚ͩ͌̊̍g̬̳͕̃̍ͪͦ̒͋̓A̗͈͈͈ͣͦ̋̑̔̏̕M̢̳͇̯̯̖̾̽̽̾͆ͨ̓e͇̜͈̝̣͆ͣ̎́͗͂͐ͅs̯̬̗͓̝͉̾̑́¿̙̺ͣ̈́ͧ̓̄̏͞
